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| 12:50am 03/05/2006 |
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My little sister went through! Yay Michelle! |
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| 07:03pm 25/04/2006 |
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So there was a famous duos/groups party at one of the brothers' apartments. I went as the Boondock Saints with Jen and it was her 21st birthday so she started drinking yayyyy.
A lot of drinks later, I decided to pretend I was Tom. I'm surprised I kept a straight face.
I'm not sure when this picture was taken, but that's Nick who's the one with the apartment and Jen in the back. He went as the cross and his partner went as Jesus. He was carried around a lot that night.
So anyways, I'm drunkenly talking to Matt on the phone for a few minutes until he puts some weird girl on the phone who I've never talked to so I decided to hang up. I began pushing my way through people like I was doing earlier when I finally get to my sober friend Jarrod who goes, "Brendan what are you doing?" so I say "I'm gettin a refill!!". He then slaps the cup out of my hands. "What are you doing???" I bellow and he then informs me that the cops are here and everyone is trying to get out except for me who was trying to get back to the keg in the kitchen. It was a good night. |
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| 10:44pm 24/04/2006 |
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1.) How am I feeling today?
Rufus Shakedoo - Spring Heeled Jack
2.) Where will I get Married?
December - Collective Soul
It says where, not when dumbass.
3.) What is my best friend's theme song?
Make a Move - Incubus
Well that's not Matt's unless it's about Dana. AWK-WARD!
4.) What was highschool like?
Stellar - Incubus
Sounds about right.
5.) What is the best thing about me?
A Dollar and A Dream - The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
6.) How is today going to be?
Padrino - Smash Mouth
7.) What is in store for this weekend?
Draw the Line - Aerosmith
Certainly didn't apply to this past weekend, holy shit that'll be a good update when i get the pictures up.
8.) What song describes my parents?
Karma Patrol - Hoobastank
What goes around comes around, ass.
9.) How is my life going?
Trouble in 421 - Incubus
Not really.
10.) What song will they play at my funeral?
Giants - The Planet Smashers
11.) How does the world see me?
Let Me Put My Love Into You - AC/DC
AWK-WARD!
12.) What do my friends really think of me?
Everybody to the Limit - Strong Bad
13.) Do people secretly lust after me?
Don't Break Me Down - The Donnas
Guess so.
14.) How can I make myself happy?
Spare Me the Details - The Offspring
15.) What should I do with my life?
Give Me Novacaine - Green Day
How about morphine?
16.) Will I ever have children?
Mouse - The Toasters
17.) What is some good advice?
Loser - 3 Doors Down
Thanks. Assholes.
18.) What do I think my current theme song is?
Living in Chaos - The Offspring
Sick.
19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Hell of a Hat - The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Remember that checkered bolo hat?
20.) What type of men/women do you like?:
It's Like it was Meant to Be - Strong Bad
21.) Will you get married?:
Let Go - Super Pineapples
22.) What should I do with my love life?
Another Drinkin' Song - The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
I'll drink to that.
24.) Where will you live?
23- Jimmy Eat World
25.) What will your dying words be?
End Over End - Foo Fighters
26.) What does your best friend think of you?
Which Way to America? - Living Colour
27.) What is your grandmother doing?
Fortune Faded - Red Hot Chili Peppers
28.) What is the Theme to the first time you had/have sex?
Are You In - Incubus
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT THATS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29.) What do the majority of your dreams consist of?
S#!%t Outta Luck - The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
30.) What song describes you when you're angry?
She's Got Issues - The Offspring
More like you're a she.
31.) What song describes you when you're happy?
Rock You Like a Hurricane - The Scorpions
You know it bitch.
32.) How would you're parents react if you had a house party?
Pistola - Incubus
33.) Whats would describe the party?
Give it Away - Red Hot Chili Peppers
34.) How will you feel on your wedding day?
Makes no Difference - Sum 41
Ouch.
35.) How will you feel on your honeymoon?
What time is it? - Spin Doctors
Ouch again.
36.) You're girlfriend/boyfriend just cheated on you.
Raise Your Glass - The Planet Smashers
I see a recurring theme here.
37.) You got totally trashed and woke up in the middle of the street.
Falling in Love (Is Hard on the Knees)- Aerosmith
Whatever I need to do for the crack.
38.) The death of your best friend.
Fashion Victim - Green Day
Damn you JC Penny.
39.) GEORGE BUSH JUST DIED!!!
Higher Ground - Stevie Wonder
Serves you right, douche.
40.) this is the song your mother thinks about when she fucks your best friend's father.
It'll Be a Long Time- The Offspring
I don't even need to say anything.
Wow, not one Reel Big Fish song, I'm surprised. |
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| 05:17pm 15/02/2006 |
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So I'm in vocal jazz tech today, and I sang for the first time. Right after I sing with the combo a couple times, the other people can comment. Now there are 12 people in the class. 12 people out of fuckin 23,000 that go there and what's one of my comments? "So I heard you in a recording last week. Rooftop Ruckus?" I was like what the fuck??
It turns out she knew Fred, but it was very interesting because the class talked about ska for a couple minutes. |
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| 12:34am 11/02/2006 |
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I got drunk and watched Rocko's Modern life. Abd by that I mean im drunk wrifgt now. Rocko is the ucking man. Thats it.
ic an
i cant see straight
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| Fuck yeah! |
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| 03:00am 04/02/2006 |
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mood:  accomplished
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I made vocal jazz ensemble.
This is the shit. |
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| You don't fuck around! |
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| 10:39pm 24/12/2005 |
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Julie Asztalos is making fun of me because I'm in the band.
Her argument is as follows.
1. The participation in band is fine.
2. The participation in marching band is fine.
3. But, HOLD ON! When the band starts playing for basketball games, that's where I draw the line. What a geek! Hey Brendan are you gonna get a Hoop Band T-Shirt for Christmas? HAHAHAHAHA I'M HYSTERICAL! Now excuse me while I go be a church girl.
Love you Julie, but you piss me off.
Free shots anyone?
Hey it's Christmas Eve! |
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| It's the Brendan Drunk Translator! |
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| 12:38am 24/12/2005 |
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mood:  satisfied
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Since I'm pretty good at remembering most of my nonsense, I'll explain to you the actual meanings in my last entry. Because it's funny.
OK sdu sjnce matts stupid and doesnt let vdnsuifjdsikfmdsjkfmdsjkfm what? (I started off trying to say Matt's stupid because he deleted his drunk entry so I'll make one)
Start over/. (Not sure why I felt the need to start again)
I spileed bacardi on matt sirt and pants. (I sat on Matt and spilled Bacardi on his shirt and pants)
Tom also has the stuff on his vnilla pants. (Ok this is a good one. We were playing drunk San Andreas and it's Tom's turn. He decides that he's going to drink at the same time so he attempts to drive with the analog stick using his chin as he drinks. Except the cup made it nowhere near his mouth and instead dumped it all over my controller, thus breaking my only controller and ending grand theft auto for the night. We boo'd him.)
beep. (Not really sure about this)
Poop (I just like saying poop)
Ok so matt and tom are here and its fucking awesome!!!!!!!! (Self explanatory)
HAHAHAAHAHAHFN GUCK (I started laughing hysterically so I typed it)
GUCK (I thought my spelling error was funny)
Msty just said "toms not tunk" like drunk but spelled wriong hes stupid (Self explanatory)
his shirt smells like vanilla his crap shirt (Bacardu vanilla smells pretty good)
matts gor ceraBS (Matt has an "I have crabs" shirt on)
OK READY (I guess I like to invoke anticipation)
im gonna write a good sentencois (I like to put myself through trials in which I act sober)
sentencois haha no drunker ok read y go ( I thought sentencois was a pretty funny word, sounds like a pokemon)
The little boy eats middle weight fighters when he kills small children in the ovaries, then he eats chicken and hits moby dick with flamethrowers. (I merged the conversations of Matt on the phone and Tom on the phone and formed them into a gramatically correct sentence. I added the flamethrowers)
Check that out assholes, not one damn spelling mistake. (I was proud of myself)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (randomness)
A BILLION!!! (I'm not really sure)
I TYRIED TO PUNCH MATT IN TGE VALLS BUT O HIT HIS BELT BUCKLE (Yeah, that's what happened)
TOMS SC AREDNGMFOIDNFDIONGIOFD\ (I'm sure I had some point, but I have no idea now)
WHAT?] (Maybe I was looking at that last sentence)
Hi, this is TOm noiw. I vcompleytely apoligezwe for Berndads'urnkness. I sneceisrely hoipt you ca getrover it.
YOURE NOT A VERB (Ok, the youre not a verb was definitely me, i think tom liked it so he put it with his comment)
ok im back (from not typing)
whatupppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
i gotta pee be right back
msatts gay
ok so maats what?
hahahahahahaha
mattts sleeping bag is sleiippery (all 5 of the above are self explanatory, mostly)
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (randomness)
tom died (randomness)
nver mind (randomness)
hheenufdso (need to listen to the typing sound)
ive hot me (i still cant figure this out)
what/
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bacard i
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so anysnwat
syntax erroro
youre calculator soesnt suuoirt what? (I liked this one, the "anysnwat" looked like syntax for some reason so I associated it with my TI83 when you put in too many parenthesis)
i bit my tounge when i kmung fu'd his ass
that was toms ass
all of us have stuuf on our shirt
matss gonna fart
did i mention ive got a carcass bag over me (thats just true, i had one in my room)
matt sucks
tom sucks
brendans awesome
no brenadnasucks - this istomhitn (id like to point out that this proves tom was not thinking, its a known fact that brendan is awesome) |
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| Fuck yeah!~!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| 11:57pm 21/12/2005 |
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OK sdu sjnce matts stupid and doesnt let vdnsuifjdsikfmdsjkfmdsjkfm what?
Start over/.
I spileed bacardi on matt sirt and pants.
Tom also has the stuff on his vnilla pants.
beep.
Poop
Ok so matt and tom are here and its fucking awesome!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAAHAHAHFN GUCK
GUCK
Msty just said "toms not tunk" like drunk but spelled wriong hes stupid
his shirt smells like vanilla his crap shirt
matts gor ceraBS
OK READY
im gonna write a good sentencois
sentencois haha no drunker ok read y go
The little boy eats middle weight fighters when he kills small children in the ovaries, then he eats chicken and hits moby dick with flamethrowers.
Check that out assholes, not one damn spelling mistake.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
A BILLION!!!
I TYRIED TO PUNCH MATT IN TGE VALLS BUT O HIT HIS BELT BUCKLE
TOMS SC AREDNGMFOIDNFDIONGIOFD\
WHAT?]
Hi, this is TOm noiw. I vcompleytely apoligezwe for Berndads'urnkness. I sneceisrely hoipt you ca getrover it.
YOURE NOT A VERB
ok im back
whatupppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
i gotta pee be right back
msatts gay
ok so maats what?
hahahahahahaha
mattts sleeping bag is sleiippery
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
tom died
nver mind
hheenufdso
ive hot me
what/
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bacard i
is full of annimals says matt
so anysnwat
syntax erroro
youre calculator soesnt suuoirt what?
i bit my tounge when i kmung fu'd his ass
that was toms ass
all of us have stuuf on our shirt
matss gonna fart
did i mention ive got a carcass bag over me
matt sucks
tom sucks
brendans awesome
no brenadnasucks - this istomhitn |
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| Finally, one that's actually cool |
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| 10:31pm 05/10/2005 |
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mood:  good music: Incubus - Just a Phase
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The iTunes Challenge!!!
How many songs?
847
Sort by song title:
First: (Flesh & Blood Sacrifice) - Poison
Last: Zoot Suit Riot - Cherry Poppin' Daddys
Sort by time:
First: Shut Up - Five Iron Frenzy
Last: Chris Cayton - Goldfinger
Sort by artist:
First: 3 Doors Down
Last: Young MC (Bust A Move!!! Fuck yeah!!!)
Sort by album:
First: A Crow Left of the Murder - Incubus
Last: Women of Rock - Divinyls
Top Five Most Played Songs:
September - Earth Wind & Fire
Shining Star - Earth Wind & Fire
Let's Groove Tonight - Earth Wind & Fire
Hero - Chad Kroeger and Josie Scott
Give it Up - Pepper
First song that comes up on Shuffle:
Mama Kin - Aerosmith
Find “sex.” How many songs come up?
2
Find “death.” How many songs come up?
1
Find “love.” How many songs come up?
25
Last song in "Purchased Music":
None
Artist with Most Albums:
Incubus - 8 |
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| 10:59pm 29/09/2005 |
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mood: satisfied music: Tears for Fears - Mad World
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So my pledge class and the rest of Kappa Kappa Psi are at George Park's house watching the red sox game. And we hear weird sounds coming from Park's laptop. He was sitting there playing Bloody Penguin Swing. Him and a couple other marching staff try to beat each other's high scores. We watched him play for about 15 minutes. Life's good here. |
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| Holy shit! |
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| 11:50pm 01/09/2005 |
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I just noticed that Beer and Save Tonight are the exact same chords! Just Beer is ska chords and Save Tonight is full chords. I get so proud of myself when I make these musical connections. Like when Tom ripped off Lenny Kravitz and I called him on it. |
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| Fuckin awesome |
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| 09:19pm 01/09/2005 |
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mood:  ecstatic music: September - Earth, Wind, and Fire
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Band camp's over. Let my list why this is so crazy.
-Marchoff. For those that don't know it's a simon says game but marching style and it's incredibly fast paced. I won mine. It was the one we had on rookie day and i beat all 120ish rookies. I was so stoked, not many have witnessed it but when you win this thing, it's huge. Everyone surges around the winner while they're still at attention, George Parks gives you a 30 second salute and everyone goes nuts, it's like I cured cancer. So I was very happy with having everyone know my name on the first day of camp. The second marchoff with the full band was pretty good, too. I beat every one of the 40 trumpets in my section including 5th year seniors, and I made it into the finals with about 20 people to go out of over 300.
The other guy was the runner up...
This is a minute after the surge.
-My section. We are known as the hogs. The only section with a nickname. Simply because we are the assholes of the band and I love it. We are the craziest section and show it often. Almost every person in the section was a section leader and drum major of their high school band so we're pretty experienced. And there were only 3 people out of the 16 freshmen who got 2nd trumpet and I got it. There's not a crappy kid in this group and it's awesome. We have gang wars with the drummers.
-The show. Troy and Earth, Wind, and Fire. It's extremely good.
-I'm still busting everyone's balls. And I love it.
Update: I also started a sweet skank circle at the rookie dance!
Double Update: 2 of 3 parts of Troy done, 2 of 4 parts of Earth Wind & Fire done. Each part is the equivilant of 1 stoughton song. And we learned pregame consisting of 4 songs. |
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| Quarters on the stage... |
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| 07:25am 22/08/2005 |
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mood: relaxed music: Just a Phase - Incubus
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I'm craving a nice action pose picture of me for my facebook. Anyone happen to have a good picture of me singing in ruckus? I put one up, but its too small so I had to zoom in and there seems to be a giant pole in the middle of the picture. |
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| 02:35pm 16/08/2005 |
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mood:  tired music: The Offspring - Staring at the Sun
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Warped Tour was freakin amazing. Ready go.
So I was driving Matt, Adam, and Ashley and it took 6 and a half hours to get there. We hit major ass traffic and it took us 3 hours to go 2 miles on the highway to our last exit. Matt got out a walked around and then he swordfought this random girl with huge sticks. He then decided to go play in the woods until that same girl told him the tree he was playing with was poison sumac. I gave him the rest of my water to try to get the oil off.
So what's really annoying was that Andy left about 10 minutes before us and he beat all the traffic and got there at 11, when it started. We got there a little before 3. When we got through the front gates, Matt was like, "I see a trombone! Big D's on now!!!" So we ran over a watched the last 3 songs. Sadly we missed Bad Larry and some other good bands. I got a checkered tie and a mint scented condom, they handed those out. Matt, Adam, and Ashley however would not go to the Trojan booth with me so I went up by myself. Weirdos.
Adam and I ate 2 gigantic burritos. I had mine with rice, black beans, chicken, LAMB, cheese, and sour cream. It was verrrry good.
So then since no particularly appealing bands were playing for a while I watched the last part of Song of the Year, and then the Dropkick Murphys played! They were pretty sweet. We watched a few other bands and then... THE OFFSPRING WENT ON! The band I had been waiting the whole day to see. They were so kickass, everyone there went nuts. Every band gets a half hour so when their half hour was up, Dexter was like, "Yeah...our half hour's up, but what the hell are they gonna do kick us off the tour? This is the last show! So they played 3 more songs. All wicked good songs from all their albums.
So I started crowd surfing in the middle of Offspring and Matt was hoisted up just after me. After a minute up there I turn my head and realize there's no more people to carry me, so I was dropped onto this guy's head both feetfirst. I landed nicely though. Turned out I landed right in the middle of the mosh pit. I was like, "...Whatever!" and started moshing with the guys until all of a sudden I smash into freakin Matt who somehow ended up in there right when I did. These guys were all like 3 times the size of us, and the one I kicked in the head was mad at me, but I knocked him down, hahahahaha.
We rushed back to my car after Offspring in an attempt to avoid some of the traffic going back. We go back to the car at 8......didn't start moving until 10. Took us 4 hours to get home. I am freakin exhausted. Without any traffic it only takes 2 hours. My ass hurts.
I want to be in Warped Tour next year, it'll be so awesome. |
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| 11:38pm 10/08/2005 |
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mood: satisfied music: Republica - Ready to Go
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So I'm not sure if any of the other guys have mentioned, so I will.
Ruckus gig this coming Sunday at the Village Pub. We'll probably be playing between 12-5, we'll figure that out soon. It's $15 if you want lobster, otherwise I think it's free and you can get cookout food instead.
The following songs are brand new or next to it...
Ready to Go (cover)
El Heffe
This Bag is Not a Toy
Helicopters
Spiderwebs? (cover) Actually that's very old and we haven't played it since the 2001 Aggie Talent Show. But we figured out why it sucked and kinda fixed it. Possibility we'll play it? I think so.
In other news, I worked at iParty last Monday and Tuesday just as extra help for setting up for Halloween. I stole Tom's iParty shirt and wore it, Monday inside out so no one would ask me questions, then Tuesday the right way because I figured out most of the stuff in the store. After I helped out a particular customer and he was at the register, he asked Matt and this guy Dave if the manager was around. When asked why, he proclaimed me "the god of customer service". Dave told him I didn't actually work there but he didn't seem to care. Then I got offered a job. So hopefully I'll work some days before I leave for college...along with landscaping...along with the rare chance that one customer will decide to go into Polillio's and I'll get called in. And then they said they want for me when I come back. Nice!
Who wants to go see Julie's play with me next Saturday night at 7:30? |
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| Girls rock your boys... |
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| 06:41pm 06/08/2005 |
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mood: amused music: See below
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What the hell?????
http://www.mjmarch.com/rooftopruckus.html
Porter's dumb and she did 16 so I'l do it, too.
1. Turn Up the Radio - Autograph
2. Yankee Rose - David Lee Roth
3. Two Tickets to Paradise - Eddie Money
4. Some Kind of Wonderful - Grand Funk Railroad
5. You Got Another Thing Comin' - Judas Priest
6. Workin for the Weekend - Loverboy
7. Aporkalypso - The Porkers
8. Cum On Feel the Noize - Quiet Riot
9. Rollercoaster of Love - Red Hot Chili Peppers
10. Ready to Go - Republica
11. Rock You Like a Hurricane - The Scorpions
12. Little Miss Can't Be Wrong - Spin Doctors
13. I Wish - Stevie Wonder
14. Head Over Heels - Tears for Fears
15. I Wanna Rock - Twisted Sister
16. Santeria - Sublime
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